Dispatches

From the insides of the faces of those who brought you a way to build your own god damn beef jerky comes a whole assortment of jerky related and unrelated strokes of genius.

Think the beatles with like four more beatles in the band.

Think tornadoes that tear the roof off your head, not your house.

Think Conan as the Master of Ceremonies at your birthday party starring the fully animated cast of Ratatouille.

Think gravity with double the gravitas.

Think Willie Wonka's chocolate factory tour led by Gene Wilder and $5,000 escorts in lieu of Oompa Loompas.

More to come...